Haikus

My friend Alex posted Haikus on his blog. I have decided to dubiously copy his idea and write haikus, too, because tonight I am distracted. I would write about it, but I prefer to bottle up my emotions until they come out through my eyeballs in front of my friends. Let's do some haiku-ing!

blogger saves my drafts
a yellow bubble says so
thank god for bubbles

i would blow bubbles
if i had a good reason
but right now i don't

splenda is not good
chlorine is part of why not
i won't eat that *bleep*

sheep make cool noises
but i think prefer goats
goats have more moxie

personality
a word with five syllables
not best for haikus